Welcome to The Evans-Arcuri Detective Agency. How May We Help You?

Welcome to the Evans-Arcuri Detective Agency. How May We Help You?
'' Plessey: The name’s Plessey; Plessey Shaughnessy. I need a little help, but I’m strapped for cash. You guys are pretty cheap. ''

 Matt: Well, we- 

'' Plessey: I mean REALLY cheap. ''

 Matt: Yeah, we- 

'' Plessey: Like, “We’re just two kids who decided to make a detective agency after rolling around in crap-soil and we have absolutely no freaking idea how to investigate and barely any idea what ‘agency’ means” level cheapness. ''

'' Matt: We get it! What’s do you need help with? ''

'' Plessey: I have this wife, Daphne. We’ve been married for three years, but I feel that she may be cheating on me with another man. However, I sadly have no proof. I need you two to pry up some information. See if my notions are correct. ''

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