Free Apples for EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free Apples for EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 You jostle your pants and about 100 apples of various types cascade out onto the floor. You silence the bar and jump on a pool table shouting:

'' Matt: Apples fo’ errbody! ''

 You chuck free apples at everyone in the bar, injuring many and angering others.

 They swarm you and give you the beating of the century.

 Hey, at least everybody has apples!

 You Died 

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